I went to McDonalds. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6,9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked
for a half-dozen nuggets.
'We don't have a half-dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
' You don't?' I
replied.
'We only have six, nine or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order
six?'
'That's right.' so I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it
out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the internet and they asked for a credit
card number, so she's using the ATM 'thingy'.
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I recently saw a distraught young lady beside her car weeping. 'Do you need some
help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get
into my car. Do you thing they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked
the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and ckeck about the batteries? It's a long walk.'
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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing
and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary
told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five 'blank' copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the
garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister'.
I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went in the back to
make a sandwich.
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Sign in a gas station: Coke - 49 cents; 2 for a dollar.
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My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.
Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one
of the branch banks who had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?'
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I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would
be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to him that the
amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, he was very disappointed.
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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. the message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the 'lie detector' was
working, the suspect confessed.
