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  Whip's
not incompetent; he just doesn't like working. He looks like a bipedal amphibian, but he's more like a parasite. Whip has
three goals in life: avoid returning home (to his dead-end job and clingy girlfriend); chug every alien beer; and have sex
with Six. He's an id with skin.
Whip's job
title is foreman, but that doesn't translate into him actually doing anything, since starships don't need foremen. What, then,
does he actually do on the ship? That's a good question. If you figure it out, tell Chode he'd love to know.
Some members of the crew suspect that Whip conned his way onto the Jupiter
42. But since he also happens to be Chode's nephew (don't even try to imagine what a purple, tentacled, amphibian hybrid
of these two losers would look like), his presence is probably just the result of good, old-fashioned nepotism.
"She's got a weiner!"
"You mean we're all gonna die? This blows
I'm still a virgin!"
"I know that look; she's about to blow chow."
LIKES:
- Light beer
- Dark beer
- Thinking women find him irresistible
DISLIKES:
- Working
- Exercising
- Waking up before the crack of noon
SECRET AMBITION:
- Nothing secret about it: This poor guy just wants to get laid before his shipmates get him killed.
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