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Darph
Bobo was once the student of the Great Clown Warrior, Ben Dover. Despite Ben's teachings of discipline, honor and how
to pick up women, Bobo decided to use his powers to take over the universe. Having been picked on as a child, Bobo is merciless
when dealing with people he thinks would humiliate him if they could. Now, as the supreme Dark Clown, Bobo has no equal yet.
The
corporate-minded Dark Clowns are bent on dominating the galaxy. Their chief rival in this endeavor is the hopelessly
conformist Confederation. The Dark Clowns and the Confederation, despite being more alike than different, clash constantly
in their cold war to determine whose brand of oppression will dominate the universe. Each insists the other is the cause of
all problems great and small, and their power struggle is basically a huge pain in the ass for sentient beings everywhere.
"You may have dodged Death's cream pie today, but mark my words with
a red grease pencil the next time you might not be so lucky!"
"It's not cotton candy. It's the 'Clown Hair Club for
Men.' You're not supposed to be able to tell the difference!"
"I SAID 'BITCH!' THERE, WAS THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR
YA?!"
LIKES:
- Crushing his enemies under his floppy shoes
- Smearing hot cotton candy all over his...umm, never mind
- Killing his own witless stormtroopers
DISLIKES:
- Road trips with too many clowns in one car
- Being made to look like a pointy-haired chump
- Mowing his lawn
SECRET AMBITION:
- All his ambitions are public, universal and unapologetically evil.
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