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  Six
is the hottest, sexiest and most advanced android ever created. Designed to have more sex than a dorm full of college freshmen,
her programming enables her to fake more than 2,000 types of orgasms in over 600 languages.
Six's efforts to become
better respected and be taken more seriously are what inspired Chode to add to her programming and make her the ship's science officer. Though she is smart enough not to have to resort
to innuendos or lewd come-ons as the solution to every dilemma, it is a testament to her seductive prowess that she manages
to copulate her way out of trouble as often as she does.
Gus, the robotic engineer, assumes that because Six is synthetic, she'll be his ally against his nemesis, Chode, the captain.
Sadly for Gus, Six disappoints him more often than not. This is because, as an android, she is a few rungs higher than him
on the social ladder, and has many of the rights he lacks. And it doesn't help that she's also Chode's sometimes-lover.
"Could one of you boys show me around your big, hard, throbbing monolith?"
"Slow
down, T'Nuk. I haven't see you this winded since you got
that supersonic vibrator for your birthday."
"Just once when I moan 'Oh God...Oh, God!', I really want to mean
it."
LIKES:
- Sex
- Foreplay
- Being offline when Chode wants sex or foreplay
DISLIKES:
- Being treated like a slut: She's a professional, not an addict
- Always having to be the smartest person on the ship
- Being taken for granted, especially by Chode
SECRET AMBITION:
- To be a science 'droid that has rockin' sex, instead of a sexbot that knows how to spew technobabble
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